DK’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day December 21, 2008

I’m depressed today and am hating life in general.  But I feel as if I have some very good reasons:

• Antibiotics waged war on the good bacteria in my body.  Feel free to draw your own conclusions, but I won’t name it because I don’t want people finding my blog because of that Google search…
• After taking a break from making presents because I kept screwing things up, I finally finished BILOSORD’s present.  Only to discover I put the zipper in backward.  God-freaking-dammit.  He’s getting it like that with a note saying I’ll fix it during my vacation.
• I realized I have a wedding to go to tonight.  I’ve known about it for months, so I really have no excuse, but the week of Christmas really snuck up on me.  I have nothing to wear that 1. fits and B. is warm enough for below freezing weather.
• The Hippy has to work until just before the wedding.  Not only do I have no clothes, but I have no date.  I’m feeling a tad bit resentful of this; not because he has to work, but because he doesn’t want to go.  Frankly I feel as if he owes me a wedding, a baptism, a coworker’s party, a family member’s birthday, a new years party, and a smattering of friends’ parties.
• My mother is telling me to call up my busienss partner to be my date.  She also told me to take my dad.  Good thing I don’t have a brother or cousins, or they would have been volunteered too.  I feel pathetic.  Not because I have no date, but because I’m incapable of going to any sort of party without a safety friend.
• I don’t have anything to eat because I’m too lazy/stressed/busy to go shopping.  All I’ve had to eat today is cereal.  And I think my milk tastes funny.  But it might be the cereal.  I don’t even have junk food to stuff my face with to make me feel better.
• I have a sharp, stabbing pain in my back that makes breathing nearly impossible.  I’m pretty sure it’s my lungs, it’s a common occurance..

Just in general I’m pretty crabby I guess.  I’m so tempted to sleep the rest of the day away, but I have a wedding to get ready for…